NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (2007)
I see the title of this movie and think only one thing: RIGHT ON!
Old people get so many perks in life, why should they get their own country?
They already have their own state, Florida
When I got home from that trip, I did a lot of scientific research on old people and made an amazing list about why they are bad. I have never shown my parents this list because they are old.
This is the first time I am releasing this information to the public.
When I got home from that trip, I did a lot of scientific research on old people and made an amazing list about why they are bad. I have never shown my parents this list because they are old.
This is the first time I am releasing this information to the public.
Why Old People Are Bad
1. They wear big hats
2. They never shower
3. They support railroads
4. They always use cash
5. They take forever in the bathroom and like to stink it up hardcore
6. They hate awesome things like Doritos, teeth and chocolate
7. Their hair and fingernails are always falling into my soup
8. They are always climbing ladders
9. There are so many of them
10. They are bad ice skaters
Now you tell me: is there anything good about old people?
2. They never shower
3. They support railroads
4. They always use cash
5. They take forever in the bathroom and like to stink it up hardcore
6. They hate awesome things like Doritos, teeth and chocolate
7. Their hair and fingernails are always falling into my soup
8. They are always climbing ladders
9. There are so many of them
10. They are bad ice skaters
Now you tell me: is there anything good about old people?
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